[STORY] THE ADVENTURE OF AKOR (Episode 20)

Episode 20.

I was running after peter and telling him to stop, I told him hope I rode passed him on the way and reminded him that I even offered to give him a ride home on my way but Peter refused to stop but continue running… I stopped running after him and went home.

Agnes saw me while entering the compound and quickly brought the clothes I gave her to wash in the morning, and told me she brought my lunch but I was not at home. I told her to go and bring the food…

I went into my room to arrange my clothes, when I heard a knock on my door… I went out and saw Agnes with a delicious plate of pounded yam and vegetable soup. I smiled at her and sincerely this was the first time I saw how beautiful she was… Agnes you are very beautiful… how come I have not noticed this your beauty all this while? She smiled and said thank you and left.

As she was leaving and I was about to open my door to enter with the food when I heard peters saying…‘if you move with that food I move you’ I turned back and the following conversation ensued…

Me: what brought you back? Oh no! I thought you were finally gone so I can rest

Peter: well, after running for sometimes I got to an uncompleted building and started thinking about the whole thing and also remembered you told me while running after me that you offered me a ride of which I remembered someone did while I was running for my life

Me: hold on…you were running for which life? Were you the person being assaulted?

Peter: my guy, forget grammar, you were not being assaulted but being beaten, open your teeth let me see, did you lose any teeth?

Me: peter, you are heartless… in short you are evil! How can you leave me in such difficult situation? What are friends for? Instead of running to get help you came back and was even locking the gate… What kind of human being are you?

Peter: I should be the one asking you what kind of human being you are….why are you so obsessed with women? Akor what is your problem? Them do you? How come you are always getting in trouble because of women and still chasing after them?… We are still trying to figure out what to do with your spiritual wife and you still went after another woman today… I was surprised seeing you back this strong. them for beat womanizing commot from your body…

Me: Peter, i don try na… It’s being a while I had anything to do with any woman na, this Belial the kill my spirit, as it stands now my waist is so stiff

Peter: na woman go kill you… Won’t you drop the food? Please bring water let’s start eating…

Me: Peter, do you know Agnes is very beautiful? I saw her clearly today and I was like damn… Her curves are so perfect and she also got the perfect smile

Peter: am I dreaming or what, Akor!!!! Are you serious right now? I can’t believe my ears… I cleaned my ears and ask him to repeat what he just said

Me: Peter don’t be like that, help a friend please… Remember I told you my waist is very stiff now. Can I use your room? since it seems mine is haunted.

Peter: thunder fire you plus my room… How can you be this unreasonable? What about Belial? Don’t you think she will come after you if you try anything stupid? Akor, why can’t you have some self control? At least get rid of Belial first before thinking about any other lady… This is astonishing!

Me: you are really surprising me Peter, remember you don’t believe in ghost, Why are you so scared of ghost now?… Just one night Peter, please…

Peter: Akor, na craziness the worry you. You can’t be this stupid to think about doing such thing and again with Agnes? No na… At this point of your life, you are supposed to be the most faithful Christian on earth, you are supposed to be very close to God so that God in his infinite mercy will deliver you from this problem… Today is Monday, I didn’t go to work but dedicated this day to help you but look at what I got. You made me run for my life some hours ago and you are trying to cause another trouble for me? I refuse to be part of this… Please allow me to eat in peace!

Me: I always know you to be very weak… The only thing that is strong in you is your mouth… In short I don’t even need you help finish eating and leave my room…

Peter: I will leave your room but will surely comeback for dinner!

Peter finished eating and left, and I started making plans to make Agnes spend the night in my room… I waited for her patiently to bring dinner! I took my bath and went into the compound to relax in front of my room when I saw peter dressed up in “yellow trouser, red shirt and white canvas shoe” I shouted peeeeeeter, what kind of dressing is this?

He told me “you won’t understand, I am going to see my woman. I am well dressed today because she told me to look very good before coming, so I have to bring this dresses I have been preserving to go and use and do shakara in the village out today, I know you are tripping” He said and I started laughing uncontrollably… Before I could finish and tell him what I have to say, he already left.

I was still laughing when Agnes came with my dinner… She was wearing a skimpy dress which was very revealing. She dropped the food and wanted to leave when I told her if she could spend the night with me in my room… She started scratching her head but later obliged. I was so happy and quickly went inside to eat my food…

At about 11pm I had a knock and it was Agnes, she was looking all shade gorgeous. I welcomed her and we started talking about random things… We later slept together…

I woke up in the morning feeling very happy… When I looked around I found myself in the graveyard!
To Be Continued… . . .

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