[STORY] THE ADVENTURE OF AKOR (Episode 07)

Episode 07.

I didn’t even wait to see what touched me I started running out of my room but heard Peter laughing so hard behind me…

Peter: guy, where are you running to? Na me ooo

Me: Peter is something wrong with you? How could you be this insensitive? You know what I am going through this period na

Peter: common, I just came back from me girlfriend’s house and I decided to check your door but found it open at this time of the night, what’s the time (checked his wrist watch) few minutes to 12 and your door is open. I then decided to help your supposed ghost friend by dipping my hand in cold water to scare you…

Me: Peter, you went too far! I almost got hypertension.

Peter: calm down my guy, like I said earlier, there’s no ghost, please get that thing off your mind and focus!

Me: okay, can you leave now?

Peter: why now, I have gist for you ooo

Me: I’m listening

Peter: My new babe is a working class lady, she has been the one feeding me all this while, I told her the lie you taught me about being an “exporter and importer”… Since then, she has been introducing me to her friends and even said I should meet her family…

Me: careful Peter, na marriage dey her mind oooo, don’t allow any girl to cage you…

Peter: sharp guy like me? No girl can do that to me… The way the whole thing is going, I think with time I will just move in with her, because she’s the one feeding me, washing my clothes and doing everything…

Me: that lady is already desperate for a husband…

Peter: that’s not my business, I can’t marry her type na, there are so many beautiful ladies in my village, in short, that village own is too far, there are some very decent girls in my church that dresses very decent and are genuinely lovers of God, not the pretenders ooo because I know them all… As for my girlfriend, see the things she put on sometimes to come and pick me up, exposing every part of her body, I can’t keep that kind of woman as a wife, those types are for sampling…

Me: na true Sha, if you tell them to cover up a bit, there will tell you that is their body and there have the freedom to expose it as much as there want… “Can you eat a food that is open and flies keeps perching day and night for the rest of your life”? No na

Peter: God forbid! you have a valid point my brother, when it’s time to get married, we know where to find a good wife… Imagine the ones that comes here to fight because of you. Gosh! How can some women be so cheap? As broke as I am, see how easy it was for me to deceive Vicky, even with all the obvious signs that I am broke. with a little bit of petting and reminding her that I am taking her to Tokyo, buying her a benz immediately my “container” arrives, she is already all over me and even bragging about it… Me na to chop her and clean mouth oooo.

Me: yes na, what else?

Peter: nothing my guy, I will leave you now, let me go and try catching some sleep. Tommorow is going to be a busy day at work…

Me: okay, thanks for checking up on me brother, I really appreciate your concern.

Peter: you are welcome, take care of yourself.

Me: yeah good night…

This Peter want to kill me before my time… Now I believe there’s nothing like ghost, it’s just my imagination…

The next day I woke up and saw Peter already dressed up going to work… Peter works with an electricity distribution company know as PHCN but popularly called NEPA… I think those people working with NEPA are one of the most hated set of people in the country. I greeted Peter and he answered and told me there have an operation to carry out somewhere… I said okay and started getting ready for my office…

That evening I came back home and saw Peter pacing up and down in front of his house… I asked him what the problem is and he told me he’s tired of life and want to commit suicide…. Why! I yelled in fear.
To Be Continued… . . .

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