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Episode 18.

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Skylar’s P.O.V.
“Thunder.” The crowd roared when Thunder (Tom) crossed the finish line. I rolled my eyes knowing that Tom will get out of his car acting like a hero.
The car door opened and Tom got out smirking. The girls cough sluts threw themselves at him once they saw him and he welcomed them with opened arms. PERVERT!!!
I’m standing next to my car crossed arms with Ryder and Drew next to me girls clinging at their sides. How can you enjoy girls bugging you all the time?
We were wearing our usual black leather jackets with matching pair of black skinny jeans. I rolled my eyes when I heard a girl who was practically throwing herself at Drew giggle. I seriously wanted to gag.
“Annoying bitches.” I growled and heard Ryder chuckle beside me.
“Same here.” He mumbled and I grinned. I love Ryder, I love you Ryder, I love you Ryder… Thank God someone who isn’t a pervert/man-whore. I’m going home to celebrate Ryder’s non-pervi-ness with vodka and everything.
“Speed, who don’t you come with me and I’ll show you a good time?” Asked a slut who was rubbing her boobs on my chest.
I glared at her then ordered in a gruff voice “Get lost.”
She seemed surprised at first but angry when she realized I just told her off in front of everyone. She stomped her foot like a five year old then turned around. When she saw Tom coming she grinned and walked to him. Stupid girl.
I remembered what Luke told me today: Beware… beware? Beware of what? I know that Blaze is Raidon’s cousin. Wait wait wait a second, if he said that I should ‘beware’ or whatever that means he knows that Blaze is Raidon’s cousin right?
Ugh I’m so confused right now.
The thing that confused me the most was that ‘The Phantom Riders’ weren’t here today. Everybody were confused seeing that ‘The phantom riders’ never skip races.
Weird.
“Come on babe let’s go home.” I heard Tom say to someone and a girl giggle.
MAN-WHORE.
—–
I combed my hair and brushed my teeth. Dear Lord I look like shit today.
I dressed in a pair of fluffy shorts and a red tank top. Today was hot.
I put my earphones in my ear and ‘Look at me now’ by Chris Brown blasted. Man I love that song, it’s real rap.
I walked down stairs and saw Ryder crying.
Why is he crying? Ryder doesn’t cry!
I ran up to him really confused “Ryder why are you crying?” I asked putting a hand on his shoulder while taking the earphones out with the other one.
He wiped a couple of tears then looked at me confused; his eyes were red and puffy.
“I’m not crying.” He took a deep breath “Drew is in the kitchen chopping onions while eating some and his breath stinks.” He wiped more tears away.
“The thing is Tom and I were standing next to him and now we’re like.” He sniffed “Like this.” He pointed to his eyes and I rubbed my temples.
I’m going to kill Drew.
I sighed and walked past a sniffing Ryder and walked into the kitchen to see Tom standing next to the counter with a box of tissues in him hands crying. I burst out laughing seeing his face like that. Tears leaked down his face and he was red.
I turned around to see a grinning Drew, what’s got into him this morning?
I looked at his hands and saw that he had a knife in one hand and an onion in another. Surprisingly he wasn’t crying like the other two but was smiling.
“What are you doing?” I asked breathlessly the smell of onions making me blink quickly.
I saw Drew come closer and in a blink of an eye he was next to me. I jumped surprised by his sudden appearance next to me.
“Oh you know.” He breathed out and I put both fingers on my nose and shut it tight.
“Drew your breath stinks.” I said my voice getting weird because my nose is pressed on with two fingers.
“Really?” He asked again blowing a breath in my direction and I had tear sin my eyes.
I ran out of the room and saw Ryder sitting down on the floor still sniffing. I understand your pain buddy.
I sat next to him and was about to say something but Tom ran out of the kitchen and sat next to us the box of tissues still in his hands.
Ryder took one and said ‘thank you’ to Tom.
I looked at Tom then at Ryder, then from Ryder to Tom, then from Tom to Ryder. I laughed shaking my head; they looked so damn funny that it was surreal.
Tom and Ryder looked at me bamboozled which made me laugh harder.
“You-look-so-damn-funny” I said in between laughs trying to catch my breath. The guys started cracking up as well seeing the reason I was laughing at.
“Yeah I know Drew-” Tom said but was interrupted by a whale screaming for his life. I covered my ears and looked at the guys wide-eyed.
“Tom go look if someone’s hurt, Ryder go get the first aid kit.” I ordered and the guys sprinted out.
I looked around but found nothing. After a few minutes of searching I found nothing so did Tom.
“Nothing out there Sky.” Tom breathlessly said and I nodded.
“Same here.” I agreed and Ryder came down stairs.
“Hey guys I found the first aid-” but again was interrupted by a screaming dolphin in agony.
We ran towards the place where that sound was coming from and stopped in out tracks when we saw Drew dancing to ‘Moves like Jagger’. Don’t get me wrong I love the song but hearing Drew singing it makes you wanna commit suicide.
Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
Then aim for my heart
If you feel like
And take me away, make it okay
I swear I’ll behave
You wanted control
So we waited
I put on a show
Now I make it
You say I’m a kid
My ego is big
I don’t give a sh*t
And it goes like this
Take me by the tongue
And I’ll know you
Kiss me till you’re drunk
And I’ll show you
You want the moves like jagger
I’ve got the moves like jagger
I’ve got the mooooooves… like jagger
I don’t need try to control you
Look into my eyes and I’ll own you
With them the moves like jagger
I’ve got the moves like jagger
I’ve got the mooooooves… like jagger.
I looked at the guys and saw Ryder covering his ears while Tom was holding a pan in front of him. Why does he need a pan? The pain and suffering continued when Drew sang the second verse.
Maybe it’s hard
When you feel like you’re broken and scarred
Nothing feels right
But when you’re with me
I make you believe
That I’ve got the key
So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want to steer
But I’m shifting gears
I’ll take it from here
And it goes like this
“DREW DREW JUST SHUT UP OKAY?” I said covering my ears and Drew stopped singing looking sheepish.
“Sorry.” He apologized and I nodded aw peace at last…
I heard something slam and looked at the guys. Tom was rubbing his head the pan still in his hand.
“I think my eardrums are gone.” Tom rubbed his ear and I shook my head.
Poor him, he’s gonna remember this for the rest of his life.
—-
“Yo Tom did you do the math homework?” I asked looking at Tom.
“WHAT?” He screamed and I looked at him stunned. Oh God, he went deaf.
“Nothing, nothing.” I said and continued walking.
“WHAT?” Screamed Tom
“NOTHING.” I screamed back and he nodded his head.
“Aw the effects of Drew’s voice.” Ryder tsked Drew and Drew glared but didn’t say anything knowing that his voice is terrible.
“Well, well, well isn’t it Skylar Brown.” Someone said from behind me and I cursed my luck.
“What do you want Raidon?” I said turning around looking at him in the eye and he smirked.
I just know its bad news.
“From now on you’re my fake girlfriend.” Raidon whispered in my ear before leaning against the lockers casually as if nothing’s going on and my jaw dropped.
“I’M NOT GONNA BE YOUR FAKE GIRLFRIEND.” I screamed and all the students in the hall looked at us wide-eyed.
Oops?

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