Connect with us
X
Categories:

ANE Stories

[STORY] OGA LANDLORD (Episode 163)

Published

on

Share this post:

OGA LANDLORD

Episode 163.

Joshua: brother, no mind mommy oh! I pass.

Me: eehhnnn! Aunty, is it true?

My aunt: yes, him pass.

I jumped up from my chair and started dancing, I danced inside the house so that I won’t discuss with my aunt concerning my uncle.
I only saw Profit sitting in the sitting-room wondering were the kids have all gone to, she narrowed her eyes on me.

Profit: why are you sweating?

Me: I was dancing.

Profit: unbelievable! You are such a trickster.

I laughed and sat beside her landing a smack kiss on her cheek, we both sat together while her eyes remained on me.

Me: why are you looking at me like that?

Profit: *she smile* I will tell you tonight.

Me: where are the kids?

Profit: they are with their uncle behind the house.

Me: *I narrow my eyes at her* I don’t want my kids to be musician.

Profit smirked and laughed when she saw how serious I was with what I just said, I can’t let my kids singing people in the village and learn about the poverty of the country because they are too young to handle such societal wickedness and I can’t endanger their mental emancipation.

Profit: your uncle seem to be a good musician *smiling*

Me: I will just bite you.

Profit: bite me na *she wink at me*

I bury my head in her chest while her hands intuitively held my head back, laughing out her ass.
My aunt and Joshua came inside the sitting-room together.

Joshua: love wan ti ti!!

My aunt: Vikto, no spoil my daughter in law for me oh!

Profit: tell him, mommy. He is a very bad boy.

Joshua came to sit beside me and started telling me how he was able to pass his examination with sharpness instead of brilliance, disgracing me upadan before Profit.

Profit: examination malpractice is a terrible thing.

Joshua: aunty no *I cover his mouth*

Me: he was just joking.

My aunt: make I go bring food for all of us.

My two kids ran towards us smiling happily.

Baby: daddy, is it true?

Me: what is true?

Johannah: people in the village don’t like school, they only talk about farm.

I talk am say make Profit no allow these children near my uncle, he is so obsess with blowing with that single track which isn’t possible.

Me: ask your uncle Joshua, he had lived in the village.

Baby: is he my uncle?

Me: yes, he is your uncle.

Johannah: but daddy, he doesn’t have beards.

Joshua: I have beards oh! check the small bears and goatee I get.

He showed them his beards and goatee that he thought he has, I commot my mind kpatakpata from the issue and relaxed.
We left after we had dinner with my aunt and her family, my kids were so happy I have to threaten them with masquerade tales before they agreed to go to bed, Baby can pester for Africa.

I opened my bedroom door and find Profit on the bed with her transparent nightie, her panties were red molesting my raging hormones.
The duvet was brought down to her legs to expose her sweet body, she kept that inviting look on her face and her beautiful eyes adding fire to the flames fanning my hormones.

I climbed the bed and lay on the bed, she lay on my body and placed her palm on my chest and looked deep in my eyes.
I kissed her forehead twice while she shut her eyes, I ran my lips on her soft cheek.

Me: I can’t do it now, I want to put a ring on that finger and have you all for myself, I want God to bless our union.

Profit: you would have told me that the other day you know *smiling*

RECOMMENDED  I Will Not Sponsor Any Candidate In 2019 – Al-Makura

Me: *I nod* am sorry, I have to see your parents concerning the wedding.

Profit: *she kiss my lips* I love you.

Me: *I kiss her forehead* I love you more.

The following days I had to get busy with my campaigns, always with people and had no time for my family but I didn’t fail to call Profit often even when am away.
The kids were not happy because I always return late in the night, mostly when they are suppose to be on the bed.

The campaigning and putting things in place was so hectic, the chairmen are just useless command no leadership apart from being leech to the state government.
I will have to change all that apart from my L.G.A the other L.G.A have nothing to show apart from employing people that have no work at all.

I was busy message one of the chairmen concerning how to disburse the money for vote buying when Baby came to were I am.

Baby: daddy!

Me: please, go and play with your sister.

Baby: daddy, look at me na!

Me: am busy.

Baby: daddy, please na.

Me: Johannah! come and take your sister with you

I was busy typing and replying so many messages, I don’t want disturbance at all.

She started crying and left when Johannah came to carry her away, I breathed and continued what I was doing.
Profit came and kissed me on my cheek then took my phone, I groaned.

Me: am actually working with that phone.

Profit: you don’t have to overly serve people and forget your family.

Me: I will apologise to her.

Profit: good, that is my baby.

Me: with big di-ck bah? *I wink at her*

Profit: not again, bye bye.

She left and I laughed out loud, I had to order an ice cream and pizza.
I personally gave it to my kids to appease them, they forgave me immediately such is the way it should go.

The following days visitors upon visitors trooped in to my residence, the worse was on friday when different group leaders visited me.
I was discussing with some of them in my garden bar when my kids returned from school since it was Friday.
They closed earlier than other days, my kids sighted me and ran to me.

Baby: daddy, see I score highest in my test.

Me: good girl.

Johannah: good afternoon, daddy.

Mr. Belema: are these your kids? *I nod* how are you kid *touch Baby*

Baby: how am I a kid?

Mr. Belema: *smile* because you are small.

The other men were silent I wanted to drag Baby out of the place quickly, I signaled Johannah to take her away but too late because she just opened her mouth waaaaaaaa!

Baby: *point at the smallest man amongst us* he is small.

Every one amongst the visitors started laughing including the man who called Baby kid.

To Be Continued….. . . .


Get More Stories Like This On: Facebook: @AllNaijaEntertainment, Twitter: @AllNaijaEntertainment
Click to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Lotus Car UK
Automobile2 days ago

UK Brand Lotus Lowers Production Targets Due To Import Tariffs

Electric G-Wagon
Automobile2 days ago

Electric G-Wagon Launches In UK With A Price Tag Of Over £180,000

Olumide Akpata
News2 days ago

Edo guber: I answer to no godfather only Edo people – Olumide Akpata declares

Why Victor Osimhen of Napoli made fun of Verona supporters with a "funny" celebration
Sports2 days ago

Chelsea: Al Ahli agree €80m fee for Osimhen, player to sign £646,000-a-week deal

Simon Ekpa
News3 days ago

Simon Ekpa fire back at Nigeria govt over extradition him from Finland

Atiku Abubakar
Education3 days ago

Under 18s limit for university, WAEC, NECO policy – Atiku react

Education3 days ago

WAEC, NECO will no longer allow under 18 – Nigerian Govt

Godwin Obaseki
News4 days ago

Group tell Obaseki to beg Oba of Benin for forgiveness

Lagos Red Line Train
Automobile4 days ago

Lagos Red Line To Begin Free Operation on Wednesday

PDP logo
News4 days ago

LG Election: Benue PDP Release Guidelines

WHO World Health Organization
Health4 days ago

WHO Unveil Budget For Monkey Pox

GDP
Business5 days ago

Nigeria’s GDP grew by 3.19% in Q2 2024 amid hardship

NYSC Service Corp Members
Education5 days ago

NYSC launches redeployment option for married female corps members

Black Market
News5 days ago

Fuel Scarcity: FRSC sends warning motorists against travelling with petrol in jerrycans

News5 days ago

Imo APC ward chairman arrested for allegedly selling FG’s palliative

Farm land
News5 days ago

Farmers lament in Adamawa as thieves plunder farms, steal crops

Chinese EVs
Automobile5 days ago

Market: Chinese EVs Are Thriving In Latin American Countries

VW Golf R year 20 Edition
Automobile5 days ago

Huge Fine Plies European Car Manufacturers

Electric Vehicle Charging
Automobile6 days ago

South Korea Bans Fully Charged Electric Vehicles Entering Underground Garages

Non-Tesla vehicles with CCS compatible models include the BMW i3, Kia e-Niro, and Jaguar I-Pace
Automobile6 days ago

Tesla Recalls Over 9,000 Cars In The US To Avoid Parts Falling Off the Roof

Volkswagen
Automobile6 days ago

Volkswagen Lowers Battery Production Targets

Ford Cancels Its Three-Row Electric SUV Focuses On Hybrids
Automobile1 week ago

Market Study: Electric Cars Are Too Expensive

Ford Cancels Its Three-Row Electric SUV Focuses On Hybrids
Automobile1 week ago

China Considers Import Tariffs On Foreign Vehicles

Everything To Know About Nigeria New Presidential Jet, Previous Users, Age & Cost
Automobile1 week ago

Everything To Know About Nigeria’s New Presidential Jet, Previous Users, Age & Cost

BMW Becomes Europe Most Popular EV Brand Overtakes Tesla
Automobile1 week ago

BMW Becomes Europe’s Most Popular EV Brand Overtakes Tesla

Ford Cancels Its Three-Row Electric SUV Focuses On Hybrids
Automobile1 week ago

Ford Cancels Its Three-Row Electric SUV Focuses On Hybrids

Benefits of Partnering with a Managed Security Service Provider
Technology3 months ago

Benefits of Partnering with a Managed Security Service Provider

Diya Cant Have Enough
Music4 months ago

[Music] Diya – “Can’t Have Enough” Feat G-Wills

Email Newsletter Marketing Online Website
Technology4 months ago

The Vital Role of Email Fraud Detection Software

Roisea: Most Advanced Crypto Trading Platform for Bitcoin
Business5 months ago

The Role of Regulation in Crypto Investment: Navigating Legal Frameworks

Volatility in Commodities and How to Deal with It
Business5 months ago

Volatility in Commodities and How to Deal with It

Expanding Living Space
Lifestyle7 months ago

Expanding Living Space: Prefabricated Workshop Building Kits for Extra Rooms

BeBe Winans
Lyrics7 months ago

BeBe Winans – It All Comes Down to Love [Lyrics]

BeBe Winans
Music7 months ago

[Music] BeBe Winans – It All Comes Down to Love

The Countdown Begins to the Tournament That Has It All
ANE Football Analytical8 months ago

AFCON 2023: A Sporting Spectacle Set to Captivate the World

Litecoin: What Makes It The Crypto Winner?
Technology9 months ago

Runny Inflation Can Drive Cryptocurrency Adoption

Black and White French Bulldog puppies Frenchie Joy
Lifestyle9 months ago

Black and White French Bulldog puppies Frenchie Joy

3 Serious Reasons to Keep Your Teenager Away From Social Media
Lifestyle9 months ago

3 Serious Reasons to Keep Your Teenager Away From Social Media

Boxing vs MMA What Makes Them So Different
Sports10 months ago

Boxing vs MMA: What Makes Them So Different

Roisea: Most Advanced Crypto Trading Platform for Bitcoin
Technology10 months ago

NFTs and Intellectual Property Rights: Shaping Creative Ownership

VW Golf R year 20 Edition
Automobile5 days ago

Huge Fine Plies European Car Manufacturers

Chinese EVs
Automobile5 days ago

Market: Chinese EVs Are Thriving In Latin American Countries

Farm land
News5 days ago

Farmers lament in Adamawa as thieves plunder farms, steal crops

Non-Tesla vehicles with CCS compatible models include the BMW i3, Kia e-Niro, and Jaguar I-Pace
Automobile6 days ago

Tesla Recalls Over 9,000 Cars In The US To Avoid Parts Falling Off the Roof

Electric Vehicle Charging
Automobile6 days ago

South Korea Bans Fully Charged Electric Vehicles Entering Underground Garages

Black Market
News5 days ago

Fuel Scarcity: FRSC sends warning motorists against travelling with petrol in jerrycans

NYSC Service Corp Members
Education5 days ago

NYSC launches redeployment option for married female corps members

Volkswagen
Automobile6 days ago

Volkswagen Lowers Battery Production Targets

News5 days ago

Imo APC ward chairman arrested for allegedly selling FG’s palliative

GDP
Business5 days ago

Nigeria’s GDP grew by 3.19% in Q2 2024 amid hardship

WHO World Health Organization
Health4 days ago

WHO Unveil Budget For Monkey Pox

PDP logo
News4 days ago

LG Election: Benue PDP Release Guidelines

Lagos Red Line Train
Automobile4 days ago

Lagos Red Line To Begin Free Operation on Wednesday

Education3 days ago

WAEC, NECO will no longer allow under 18 – Nigerian Govt

Why Victor Osimhen of Napoli made fun of Verona supporters with a "funny" celebration
Sports2 days ago

Chelsea: Al Ahli agree €80m fee for Osimhen, player to sign £646,000-a-week deal

Atiku Abubakar
Education3 days ago

Under 18s limit for university, WAEC, NECO policy – Atiku react

Olumide Akpata
News2 days ago

Edo guber: I answer to no godfather only Edo people – Olumide Akpata declares

Electric G-Wagon
Automobile2 days ago

Electric G-Wagon Launches In UK With A Price Tag Of Over £180,000

Godwin Obaseki
News4 days ago

Group tell Obaseki to beg Oba of Benin for forgiveness

Simon Ekpa
News3 days ago

Simon Ekpa fire back at Nigeria govt over extradition him from Finland

Lotus Car UK
Automobile2 days ago

UK Brand Lotus Lowers Production Targets Due To Import Tariffs

ANE Billboard Hots