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Episode 24.

Continues..
We’re gonna get you wet
We’re gonna make you sweat
A night you won’t forget
Are you ready for
Champagne showers
Champagne showers
Pop it in the club
We light it up every hour
I said
Champagne showers
Champagne showers
We pop pop pop it in the club
We light it up every hour, every hour
Let the party rock!
I rocked my hips and moved with the beat taking no care in the world, especially that pig head with the double chin over there was watching me.
Some guy came and grabbed me hips moving against me. I raised my hands up and continued dancing with the random dude.
“Hello Sexy.” The guy said in a sexy voice and I grinned. I will have some fun with him!
I smiled at him seductively then leaned forward and whispered in his ear
“You wanna go to my house.” I breathed and felt him shudder. Ha this is so much fun!
“Yeah.” Said the guy excited and I chuckled. That guy’s goin’ down people. I grabbed his shirt and pulled him forward “Well…” I paused and felt him grin. Is that guy nuts? He thinks he’s getting any tonight? Yeah, as if! The music continued and the club heated up even more.
Put your hands up
Everybody just dance up
We came to party rock
Flash your ti–ies like Mardi Gras
[LMFAO]
They call me Redfoo
I walk in the club with a bottle or two
Shake it, spray it on a body or two
And walk out the party with a hottie or two
I’m gonna get you wet
I’m gonna make you sweat
A night you won’t forget (won’t forget)
We’re gonna get you wet
We’re gonna make you sweat
A night you won’t forget
Are you ready for
“Not gonna happen.” With that, I turned my heel and went to the bar leaving the guy with his mouth hanging open. I love doing that to guys, they think they can dance with random girls, have a one night-stand, then leave them knocked up because they were drunk?
Nuh-uh honey, not going to happen. I spotted the guys at the bar, Tom and Drew had girls all over them while Ryder was enjoying his drink.
I slid on the high stool and ordered vodka.
“Are you enjoying this?” I asked Ryder who flashed a full white smile while nodding.
He took another gulp of his ‘Martini’ before answering “Lots of hot girls” he replied and I rolled my eyes. Can’t you find any gentlemen these days? I looked at Drew and Tom, I guess not.
Once my vodka was placed in front of me, I took a big gulp and sighed. I smirked knowing that Raidon was watching me.
I jumped of the stool and started looking for desperate guys who look like wh-res so I could scare their ego; I’m a witch aren’t I? Well guys are pigs and you should know that.
I spotted a guy but couldn’t really look at his face. He had his back to me and was wearing a red tight shirt that showed his muscled and jeans. Oh another soul broken by me, I should make a list; really!
Champagne showers
Champagne showers
Pop it in the club
We light it up every hour
I said
Champagne showers
Champagne showers
We pop pop pop it in the club
We light it up every hour, every hour
Party people
Now I want you to grab your bottles
Put them up in the air
Now shake, shake, shake that bottle then make it (‘pop’)
I tapped the guy with blond hair and he slowly turned. My eyes bulged when I saw him, Raidon. I swear the guy is stalking me!
I crossed my arms and looked at him disgusted “Are you stalking me!” I cried desperately and he narrowed his eyes.
“Get lost Skylar.” He hissed
“Oh, I WAS right, you are a twisted double headed bull!” I smirked when I saw him clench his fists. He was about to say something but was interrupted when we heard a laugh.
I looked behind him and saw Luke, Chad, and Steve watching us amused while chuckling. Luke was wearing a blue shirt that had a black dragon drawn on with black pants, and had his hair in a man.
Chad was wearing a bright orange shirt that had ‘U Loser’ written in red with a pair of jeans, his hair was messy that looked like he just went out of the bed.
Steve was wearing a white plain sleeveless shirt with a pair of dark blue jeans. He had his hair all gelled up and looked good.
I went to greet the but…
“Raymon” shrieked an annoying voice and I was about to cover my ears. A girl dressed in the sluttiest dresses threw herself at Raidon who caught her with ease. She had bright blond eyes and big green eyes but you could see that she did a lot of surgeries. BIMBO.
He looked at her confused and rubbed his neck.
“Hey uh-“He said and I snorted, he actually forgot her name? Wow, very smooth Raidon.
Raidon shot me a glare then looked at Steve. I looked at Steve and saw him mouthing ‘Britney’. I shook my head smiling; wow this is going to be fun.
“Britney.” Raidon said and she squealed. Excited much?
“Oh my gosh Raymon I can’t believe you’re here.” She clapped her hands plastering on a fake smile and we snickered.
“Raymon.” I heard Chad snort and Raidon shot him a glare.
The bimbo paid them no mind and continued blabbering like a parrot. I looked at the guys and told them to come closer. We formed a small circle and I started talking “Okay people, I’m going to act as Raidon’s fake girlfriend” that I actually am , I mentally thought “and scare that girl off okay?” I asked and they all nodded.
I paused for a bit then added “And you guys are going to help me scare her off.” When I said that, all of them smirked and looked at each other, do I really wanna know? I looked at them quizzically but shook my head.
One word. Guys.
“We should totally go to my house tonight-“but I cut her off.
“Raidon babe, are you done?” I asked in a squeaky voice biting my lip looking seductive but the truth is that I’m going to throw up.
He turned and looked at me confused but I just smiled.
I walked up next to him and wrapped my arms around his waist hugging him closely. I resisted the urge to suffocate him and smiled sweetly at the girl who was looking at me with envy.
Oh trust me you can have him darling, this is just for show. I looked at the boys nodding and they all understood strolling towards us.
“Hey Raidon, is that Bimbo annoying you?” Luke crossed his arms over his chest while the other two stood beside her. She shrinked a little but collected some courage and said “She” Britney, I think sneered my name and I gritted my teeth
“Is disturbing us.” she finished and I was about to rip her throat off.
“And who are you?” she asked in a high bitchy voice over the music and I narrowed my eyes. I’m going to give her a piece of my mind.
“Look here you double chinned, fake boo-“and someone put a hand on my mouth.
“Don’t go into fights Sky.” Someone hissed very close to my teeth. Wait, was that Ryder?
I turned around and there stood Ryder in all his glory. He gave me a pointed look that said ‘don’t go into fights’ and I sighed.
I turned around and smiled at her “Well nice meeting you fake boobed girl, but I have to go now so, chaw…” I said in a slutty voice and left a fuming Britney. Once I turned around I grinned and started laughing along with the others.
“Chaw” Chad imitated putting a hand on his mouth gasping and I scowled.
“Hey” I cried “I’m not that bad.” I protested but all what they did was laugh.
“Gasp.” Luke imitated London Tipton, his face so funny that we all burst out laughing.
I stopped in my tracks and all of them looked at me worried.
“What’s wrong?” Ryder asked and I looked at him hiding me smile.
I put a hand on my mouth faking a gasp “I forgot to tell Britney that her lip gloss was smeared.” I looked at Chad and Luke, they were in a laughing fit on the floor while Steve was wiping his eyes. I looked at Ryder and he was shaking his head laughing.
I rock don’t I!

To Be Continued…


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