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OGA LANDLORD

Episode 42.

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I quickly got up from the bed my heart beating “gbu! gbu!!”, hope say them never talk say the current chairman disgraced me. I opened the door and met Anderson smiling, wetin dey make this one shine teeth sef?
Anderson: honourable talk and do! you too much *hailing me*
Me: *I collect the newspaper* Jesus!!
Ugochukwu: wetin Jesus do again this time?
Me: Anderson thank you, you know say you be my mouthpiece, we go see later.
Anderson: I dey gidigba! honourable talk and do!
Me: *I close the door* people sabi lie oh
Ugochukwu: how na?
Me: *I give him the newspaper* you no see the headlines, Mr. Okoye confront the people choice due to fear of losing.
Ugochukwu: them even write say em wan bribe you, say em kneel down dey beg you to step down when them wan kill us with koboko.
Me: you don see am, I know say na madam Stella pay them to do all these things oh.
Ugochukwu: you even dey talk wetin dey my mind, guy berra goan cook amu going out.
Me: you better browse enter eatery, I dey go my shop.

Both of us contested who will got inside the bathroom first, I went for the towel firstly but the idiot ran into the bathroom without towel. There have not been light through out the night sha…
Ugochukwu: I won! am a winner!!
Me: oboy, baf quick quick na.
After sometimes he stopped singing and one strange silence eschew afterwards.
Ugochukwu: aahhh! water don finish, abeg… Oh! soap dey my eyes.
Me: so, my fly?
Ugochukwu: Victor! help me na!!
Me: use your boxer clean your face na, then carry bucket go fetch water for well.
Ugochukwu: oboy, no do na… I dey sorry, abeg just help me fetch the water.
Me: na for your side I see winner dey beg loser oh, I no get strength for this your madness for this morning, I dey go baf for the yard bathroom, bye bye.
Ugichukwu: Victor!!!!!!! Vi ki tor!!!!
I hissed and got out of the room went to the compound, and sighted strange queue in the bathroom side. I wonder where everybody dey rush go this morning.

I took my bucket to the well to fetch when Cynthia came out with towel tied around her body.
Cynthia: my husband, how you dey?
Me: husband? which kind marine marriage be that?
Cynthia: just answer na, you nofit dey romantic for once…. I know say you no sabi oh, just pretend say you dey try to.
Me: madam adviser, I don hear… I wan fetch water.
Cynthia: ah ah!, a whole my husband fetch water when I dey there, mba!
She took the bucket tied with rope from me and helped me in filling my own bucket from the well, I was surprised sha.. Cynthia wey I dey bribe to even go buy something for me dey give me free fetching, is alright.
I took the bucket to the queue and all of them turned to me hailing me, iffa I lose this election my enemies no go see better thing oh..
Voices: honourable talk and do, hey you shift shift… make em go baf, come out of the bathroom.

Before I look my bucket and me dey inside the bathroom dey baf oh, I no know say power dey stop nonsense. If na before who go even gree, everybody godey claim tenant rights.
I finish bathing and came out of the bathroom and I was showered with more praises with motives, everybody want my notice am. I waka enter inside room and met Ugochukwu whistling wiping out some dust from his trouser.
He wore one boxer that was wrestling with his dangler, I felt like drinking water.
I opened the bucket I usually stored drinking water, it was empty. I opened the next one and it was still empty.
Me: I remember say I fetch water for this buckets before I sleep last night.
Ugochukwu: pure water no cost.

To Be Continued….. . . . ..


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