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[STORY] KPAKPA GRAMMAR SCHOOL (Episode 03)

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KPAKPA GRAMMAR SCHOOL

Episode 03.

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Mr. Okoro: will you all keep quiet! [he warns and the class returns to order] so Emeka [clears his throat] what is the size of your amu?

Emeka: [feigns angry] the thing is very big [shrugs] that person wey write that thing na just hater.

Mr. Okoro: one girl for Jss three don tell me say your pim pim dey like nokia pin [everyone laughs] that girl na hater too?

Emeka: [scratches his head] as she small like that she get borehole in between her legs.

Mr. Okoro: [picks up his belongings and stands before the class] any man wey drown for inside puna river, that person don fail to be a man.

Kelly: [gets up from his desk and raises an arm up] make ona give our teacher three gbosaa!

Class: [echoes] gbosaa! gbosaa! gbosssaaaa!!!

Mr. Okoro: [yells] idiots, will you all keep quiet! [points Kelly] no wonder, your papa na village town crier, like papa like son [Okoro exits the class and the class erupts in uproar of noise]

The school restroom is two built rooms faraway from the school main building, the staffs were ones with restrooms closed to the laboratory, that has little or no scientific equipment to carry out any test. Is either the contractor has refused to carry out the contract or the government are awaiting the beautiful ones to be born, with two wary doors that hung loosely on their holds.

The one at the right is for male while the one at left is female, tags has been placed on the doorpost to indicate. The restrooms were not really used as it was directed, it has always been used to carry out amoral acts instead of the call of nature, voices were heard from the back of the restrooms.

“Toto sweet” was boldly written on the wall at the back of the restroom, “don’t forget jungle prefect” those write-ups are custom on walls of public secondary school “anybody wey say mix school no sweet na gay”.

Two boys sat on a bench and a boy knelt before them with his hands raised up, both of them were puffing the sticks of cigar in their hands.

Bright [winces in pain] seniors, please na.

Nonso: [removes the stick of cigar from his mouth] your papa na senior! [sucks from the cigar again, he is awfully intimidating in stature] them never cut your tail, I be the labour p of this nonsense school.

Bright: [looks at him with disdain] labour prefect, I dey sorry.

Charles: [hits his head] apology accepted [brings out one hundred note from his pocket and gives it to Bright] buy agidi sixty naira, egg sixty naira, moimoi two, bring change of eighty naira come.

Bright: [he looks confuse] this money no fit buy all those things you mention oh!

Nonso: [spits on the ground] if this spit dry for ground, forget say you come register for this school or even get uniform.

Bright: [gets up quickly and walks away] wicked senior just full this school [he mumbles]

Charles: [singing] cigar, cigar, God go bless you cigar, na you dey make me high forget education.

Tom: [enters the scene breathing heavily] free ice cream, ice cream boy don enter school.

Without replying Nonso and Charles ran off, Tom followed them quickly passing confused Bright who has been thinking of who to borrow money from.

Bright: [jumps out of the way in freight and they all runs pass him] see them, see tear tear trouser.

To Be Continued….. . . .


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