Connect with us
X
Categories:

Stories

[STORY] KPAKPA GRAMMAR SCHOOL (Episode 02)

All Naija Entertainment

Published

on

KPAKPA GRAMMAR SCHOOL

Episode 02.

Download & Install The New ANE Android App To Your Device
Hello!! Have you heard about the deadly virus called Coronavirus? No? See What It Is & How To Prevent It Here. Also Stay Connected & Get Latest Updates On Coronavirus Here. Please be safe! We LOVE You.


Jack: [quickly takes his hand off from Tracy’s c-unt and raises his both hands up] na my hands be this oh [everyone turns back and sees his fingers glittering with Tracy’s w-et and they all laughs]

Mr. Okoro: will you all keep quiet! [normalcy returns to the class] am teaching, you dey busy dey look for hidden treasures [everyone laughs] oya define puberty?

Jack: [scratches his head and stretches his locked hands forward and then places it on his head] sir, issit me?

Mr. Okoro: [groans in frustration] no, na your papa wey dey bush dey tap palm wine [everyone laughs]

Jack: [hisses] I sabi am, shey na to define puberty? [The class echoes his name] puberty can be define as an age, wey your broom [uses his finger to demonstrate] turns to cucumber, and if you get cassava it will turn to tuber of yam. Black black grasses go start to grow for here [touches his armpits] and here [touches his g—n]

Mr. Okoro: class clap for the moron! [His classmates starts clapping and cheering him, Jack raises his both hands up in happiness] will you buttocks down! [Jack quickly sits and everyone laughs] lets continue, no mumu should disturb the class again oh.

A student wearing a black short and a white shirt came out of SSS2 class checking his time, he picked up the bell by the side of the corridor pillar and jingled it twice.
Mr. Okoro peeped through the SSS1 classroom’s window.

Chinonso: [shouts] change of lesson. [and drops the bell]

Mr. Okoro: [checks his wristwatch once again] Chinonso, na African man time or Western time, you dey use?

Chinonso: [groans when he sees Mr. Okoro] sir, your time no dey correct oh. [he runs into SSS2 classroom]

Mr. Okoro: stupid boy, born by mistake and result of broken condom [he turns and sees a paper bounces on Adaora’s desk and falls on the floor] who throw this paper?

Adaora: [gets up from her desk chewing gum] sir, as you open the window naso the paper fly enter from outside.

Mr. Okoro: [charges angrily] small br_easts sit down! [everyone laughs and Adaora sits]

Mr. Okoro went to were the folded paper is on the floor and picked it up, he went to his table and took his lens then wore it.

Mr. Okoro: [clears his throat loudly and reads] you sure say Emeka okoroafor don reach puberty age as Jack explain am? em thing no big pass my middle finger when em stand [everyone starts laughing] who throw this paper? [everywhere becomes silent] who is Emeka Okoroafor?

Emeka: [gets up from his desk with his hand up] sir, na me be Emeka. my papa na Okoroafor.

Class: [starts singing] Emeka where you go? I go shit. Wey the shit? dog don chop am!

Mr. Okoro: will you all keep tranquility! [he thunders and everybody keeps quiet] how many years you dey son of Okoroafor?

Emeka: I don reach twenty years.

Class: [starts singing] papa sss1! papa sss1!! papa sss1!!!

To Be Continued….. . . .


Get More Stories Like This On: Facebook: @AllNaijaEntertainment, Twitter: @AllNaijaEntertainment
Reach us on WhatsApp via: +2348104471989

Don’t Miss!

Join "ANE sabi" clique

Don't miss a thing, get ogbonge ANE latest updates to fuel your conversation daily.




Latest Exchange Rate

Donate To ANE!


Mind buying a coffee to support us here at All Naija Entertainment?. Yes?

Donate Now
Ebenezer Obey
Music11 mins ago

[Music] Ebenezer Obey – The Horse The Man The Son (Itan Ketekete)

Lionel Richie
Lyrics32 mins ago

Lionel Richie – Angel [Lyrics]

TikTok
Technology35 mins ago

TikTok began ‘testing’ longer, three-minute videos

Operation Amotekun
News39 mins ago

Amotekun Arrest Suspected Killers Of Ondo Monarch, 15 Others

Prince Ea
Music42 mins ago

DOWNLOAD MP3/MP4: Prince Ea – Before You Punish A Child, See This [MOTIVATIONAL]

myFanPark
Technology1 hour ago

myFanPark announces merger with Silicon Valley company Starsona

Asa
Entertainment1 hour ago

Why I’m Still Single At 36 – Singer Asa Reveals

Olusegun Obasanjo
News1 hour ago

Obasanjo: Why I Turned Down Gani Adam’s Request To Visit Me

Central Bank of Nigeria
Business1 hour ago

CBN bills launched to improve liquidity in commercial banks

ASUU Strike
Education1 hour ago

Nigerian Govt Gives Update, Says ‘ASUU Will Call Off Strike Soon’

James BKS - No Unga Bunga
Entertainment2 hours ago

James BKS Releases Brand New Single, ‘No Unga Bunga’

Bikiya Graham-Douglas
Entertainment2 hours ago

Actress And Producer Bikiya Graham-Douglas Announces The Fourth Edition Of Beeta Playwright Competition

BUJU TYE
Entertainment2 hours ago

New Music Alert: Spaceship Collective’s Wonderboy, Buju Tye Releases Single ”So Lovely”

Youtube Vlogger Headache Laptop Camera tools
Lifestyle20 hours ago

7 Places Where You can Source Inspiration for Graphics Designing

News23 hours ago

We killed 78 farmers in Borno – Abubakar Shekau

Jamb Logo
Education23 hours ago

JAMB unveils date to conduct NIS, NSCDC recruitment test

Buhari Next Level
News24 hours ago

‘Life has lost value’ under Buhari – Northern Elders

Central Bank of Nigeria
Business24 hours ago

CBN Gives Fresh Directives On Foreign Currency Payment Of Diaspora Remittance

Petroleum Fuel Oil
News24 hours ago

Mongolian Govt Reduces Fuel Price By 50 Percent

Sports24 hours ago

Liverpool: Alisson Becker joins injury list

ON THE LIONESS TAIL
Stories1 week ago

[STORY] ON THE LIONESS TAIL (Episode 25)

Entertainment1 week ago

Regina Daniel’s Baby, Munir Verified On Instagram, Becomes Youngest Nigerian To Be Verified

Entertainment1 week ago

DJ Cuppy Asks Marvel To Cast Her Sister, Temi In ‘Black Panther 2’

Argentinian Football Legend, Diego Maradona Is Dead
News1 week ago

Argentinian Football Legend, Diego Maradona Is Dead

Entertainment1 week ago

Wazobia FM Official Dies By Suicide Days After Losing His Job

Entertainment1 week ago

“No Wonder She Never Wanted Any Birthday Party” – Iyabo Ojo Says After Finding Out Her Mum Lied About Her Age

Donald Trump
News1 week ago

New Trump Rule May Require Some African Tourists To Pay Up To $15,000 In Bonds

Rotimi Amaechi
News1 week ago

Amaechi Apologies For Abuja-Kaduna Train Breakdown

ASUU logo
News1 week ago

ASUU Zonal Chapters To Review Strike This Week

Entertainment1 week ago

“It’s Wrong To Ridicule Lady In The Name Of Marriage” – Jaywon Knocks 9ice

ON THE LIONESS TAIL
Stories1 week ago

[STORY] ON THE LIONESS TAIL (Episode 24)

APC Logo
News1 week ago

2023: APC Hasn’t Shut Out Any Geopolitical Zone – PGF Boss

Entertainment1 week ago

‘Wizkid Is My Brother For Life’ – L.A.X.

Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
News1 week ago

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala’s South Korean Rival, Yoo Myung-Hee To Withdraw From WTO DG Race

Ahmad Ahmad
News1 week ago

African Soccer President, Ahmad, Banned For 5 Years By FIFA

Babatunde Raji Fashola
News1 week ago

Controversy Over N4.6 Billion Payments Due To IPPIS – Fashola

News1 week ago

Send Pupils With Respiratory Symptoms Home – FG Tells Schools

Lionel Messi
Sports1 week ago

Lionel Messi Left Out Of Barcelona Champions League Squad

News1 week ago

‘I Sold My Goats, Pigs, Belongings To Pay Ransom’ – Father Of Kidnapped ABU Student

News1 week ago

PDP Leaders Begin Search For Secondus’ Successor

ANE Billboard Hots!



Join "ANE sabi" clique

Don't miss a thing, get ogbonge ANE latest updates to fuel your conversation daily.





Copyright © All Naija Entertainment.

css.php